Morningwood

I went to Sokol that night unsure of what I might see, as I often do. The middle band of three, Morningwood comes out like a comedian playing the really rocking part of the Top Gun Anthem. Titties was quite pneumatic, and quite enchanting, the band was very tight and I liked them, honestly I was feeling a slight bit blown away by the whole thing, or so I thought. Then they went into Take Off Your Clothes.

Titties goes into the crowd. I'm thinking.. these guys are going to try and pull somebody on stage as they mentioned in the banter earlier. She steps in front of me and sizes me up. I raise an eyebrow to accent my current smirk. The band drops into a riff and we're dancing. That's hot. I like sweat. I like dancing dirty. I like Titties. The encounter intesifies as my adrenal glands finally awaken from a state of disbelief. The band is ripping velcro and Titties really has the pneumatics oscillating as I hold her like a rocket just after zero, osmotic sweat facilitating our cominglance of muscle and flesh.


And then it was over. I shakily lit a cigarette. Yeah. That's exactly how it happened.

I met Titties after the set to give her a proper thanks and a kiss on the cheek. She also signed my record, the hard kind.. as she referred to them.



Check the band's site for photos of more Take Off Your Clothes antics, not by me, but elsewhere on the tour. Alas, it seems there was no photographer to document the Sokol show.